février 2012
0 billets
Lire la vidéoLOL
सब प्यार से भरा है: How to piss off people based... →
madeofstar-stuff:
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks,…
2 tags
Bahwee - Lastshins
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
1 tag
“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t...”
– Oscar Wilde (via madeofstar-stuff)
“Everything is fucked up as usual.”
– Jim Morrison (via electrick00laid)
“I think there are tons of different realities. Sometimes you can get there by...”
– Andrew VanWyngarden (via elige)
3 tags
